Wait until you try bacon grease. Y’all are in for a real treat.

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, “That’s Clancy Brown!!” I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I’m imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

I use Debian. Does this mean I’m in the top 0.05% of Steam users?

I can put my life in danger. I can put your life in danger. But I draw the line when you put my life in danger.

But if there’s lots of DnD in Hell, sign me the fuck up.

Watch out. That’s how you create a Slackware user.