And I don’t know if I can do it

What if I’m from the US and get a boner for DC getting nuked because of our shitstain of a President and his spineless accomplices?

(Apologies to the many fine residents of the DC area who mostly didn’t vote for Trump)

I think after 10 or so Yorks you’d probably lose the ability to detect, by taste alone, that you had put another one in. Just fully mintmaxing your taste buds.

I’m gonna have to look up some screenshots of this suit, for… research

Shoot it with enough pressure that it goes into the uterus, the tampon then finds it’s way into either the left or right fallopian tube as indicated on the packaging, addressing ovulation at the source

Far less worrisome if you substitute the symbols.

The string “ABAB” is not [a] palindrome but “ABBA” is.

“One day I’ll own this trolley”

That’s no good, you’ll have the 5 wrongful deaths to settle and probably still have to pay for repairs even if the trolley is not fully destroyed. It’s your fiduciary duty to not pull the lever.

To be fair, just because you don’t want to do something doesn’t mean you won’t do it

For me, there wasn’t a “wouldn’t have to go to school anymore” moment.

It was a “I have no idea what I’m doing here and can’t afford this” moment.

The man thinks (or at least says) that empathy is a bad thing. There’s no guilt without a conscience, and no conscience without empathy. Obscenely unfathomable wealth takes care of the rest.

Raul Julia, of course

The Crow wants to know if you took your meds

Based on this post it seems M. Python is the scientific name for the Ouroboros

Sam rips off the disguise

I’ve been here the whole time

It could be anything, even a car!

A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there’s no middle ground possible

I must be from some golden age where both were common at the same time

you guys are good at things?