

Hey, EU… NJ here…
Can we come over?
America’s being weird…
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
Hey, EU… NJ here…
Can we come over?
America’s being weird…
“It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”
The cruel part is that it was nested somewhere in the story and he scrolled past it just after day one.
God dammit…
Now the fog is rolling in. See what you did?
CD, yes…
DVD? Man, I still keep recovery disks for repair jobs. Hiren’s is still a thing.
Man, at this point, I can’t even get scab writers. We’re running on AI generated scripts and puppets.
And none of those good puppets either. We’re down to dirty sock puppets and paint on hands.
By the look of how easily that giant hot dog fits in that hallway, I’m pretty sure she’s been pleased enough…