Dang George Carling looks fucked up! Ever since he died he hasn’t said anything. Not one joke. Not even an utterance. A limerick about Jesus! Fuck no! No riddles or really cute stories about poo bear or the stupid train Thomas the dumbass. But seriously, if he was alive he would look just like that because of everything that’s been happening. Reminds me of the “fucking dog” bit…thrown up on the counter with us asking for another god dammed Georgy.
Meanwhile in Afghanistan…
You mean Antelopes can jump that high?
Advanced technology upgrade!
If we do, we’ll definitely reach mars. I can imagine it now! Its 3055 and everything is totally fine now that we can escape to Mars in an inflatable city. A whole 4000 square feet of freedom soaring thru the sky with the last of us aboard ready for a whole new life and a good 7 in inflated cities for our children to live. She changes her name to Mother Gaia and His name is now Adam. One day in the distant future perhaps a large meteor would come roaring and reshaping our planet into livable space again.
It is the distant future,
The year 2000,
The last known survivor lives is a cave somewhere in the Madagascar desert. A robot travels by foot to deliver a package. A simple letter with the following URL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
The survivor dies. Amazon has finally won. They have all the money and everyone else is gone. All robots shut down. Besos jumps into the money pile only to learn that cartoons don’t work in reality as most of his bones become powder on impact. The world is silent for a second. In the distance two flies are doing it over a pile of cow dung. The world becomes a peaceful place with no human presence whatsoever.
Soldier: Sir, Donkey 1 released! But the target is moving!
Did the carrot targeting system get installed on the target?
Soldier: Installed? I mean I put the carrots in the back of the trunk sir, as you told me!
Well done! Our work here is…bang!!!..shit, what did you do with the other carrots?
Soldier:…
Meanwhile in Afghanistan:
Come in Donkey 1! Donkey 1 kanoby?
Thanks this is very helpful!
OK but that’s not her name.
Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.
Pridemonth also has the word ride and month.
Ide
Ride
Deamon.
Month.
Hmmm
How about just thinking about shit? Can that be private?
Einstein thought about relativity in his mind. And Hiroshima happened.
I want to think about reproductive organs and their proper use. Is that legal?
Momentarily I thought maybe that’s why my old boss thought I was mellow. But just remembered, the guy was Australian! Its a different musical system over there.
Titan 2.0!.. But because we don’t know this materials strengths yet, we’ll add a supportive Styrofoam coating. A generous one.
I’m totally dumbfounded and brains splattered. WTF! How did I go 4 years of vegan without learning about this stuff!
Goals: Fajitas Philly cheese stake
If can get this done, I will die a happy man.
Wow! That looks complicated but looks delicious!. I have to learn about saitan.
So if everyone only had 1 kid or 2 kids, then population might stabilize and start shrinking. Then we just gotta keep it small enough to maintain a good standard of living. Of course all of us old fucks have to die.
Ya no!u emandukate! Es de art of leahrnin thengs in chool. Spezailee fram bauks and teachairs teachaining al de quids.
Permanently flying dildos that take turns during speeches.
Every time I’m out looking for tooth paste I have to dig and dig for the one or two that don’t have that ingredient. It’s annoying as heck. Everything is fine and then you return from a vacation with a canker sore because the travel pack had it. I wanna sue somebody over this.
Let them keep those. I hereby declare that if I don’t own the thing, I ain’t buying it. So no root, no $$$.