Now I’m planning on slicing a soft pretzel in half, and making it into a grilled cheese sandwich with pecans. I’m Thinking red cheddar, maybe some port wine cheese.

I moved to a shitty small city a few years ago. My most diverse grocery store is a fucking Food Lion.

Avengers theme ring tone. Captain America theme alarm.

If you’re not in the US, you may not be familiar with the specific person this comic is representing. It’s not some kind of straw argument. This is the Secretary of Health and Human Services, and he is currently fucking up our Healthcare in all kind of dangerous ways. He had also been found to have a worm in his brain. The comic is accurate.

I drank water once and now I’m dying.