maybe a bit high on the salt

If they’re calamatas take that bit high and make it slightly less salty then all the salt.

Let’s be honest the color “black” is just strange anyway because it is and isn’t a color in a weird way.

“and yet your dad still don’t love you.”

It’s literally why they’re called bully breeds.

You expected more? She knew it was going to happen, she did it specifically so it would happen and history won’t look fondly in their bullshit suspension.

I can’t say this enough, they are in large part not German immigrants post WW2. They just aren’t, they like to draw that line to themselves but it in no significant way connects aside from a religious link.

You like big figures and you cannot lie?

Hard to estimate when it changes at the whim of a madman God king.

It’s a hollow core door, it’s mostly paper anyway.

I mean you joke but he was notoriously bad about how he preserved his samples in that usually he didn’t, he just sorta jammed shit into boxes with loose notes and sent it back.

That’s the judicial system that fucked that one up, the government is complex and often times dumb but I get your point.

I’d say employers. Lawmakers only do it to satisfy businesses.

At will work says they can fire me for any reason or no reason at all with no notice, they fought for that right so why should I care if they’re upset I treat them the same way they fought to treat me. I don’t disagree it’s a shitty way to act but who’s fault is it really?

Now I’ve got malaria and the clap! Thanks Obama!

Calm down boss, you sound like you need to smile more often.

I’m not gonna lie muppet Leos racist rant is gonna be hilarious with them tiny hands.

Django unchained, Django.

It’s not because muppet violence is especially hilarious… I’m lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.

I like to mix dialect and era when I come across old drawings. Think transatlantic in the 1700. I say boys how’s about this jaunty little number! Have a look at the pleats fellas I tell ya boys, I say to ya pal these dames go absolutely crazy for a French pleats!

Weirdly enough yes.

Ok Alex, Shelby, Erin. Unless you mean like if you ignore the entire concept and rely solely on their name with no formalities.