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Cake day: February 28th, 2025

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  • Sonic is the south is damn good, but anywhere else the place blows ass. Southern food is amazing if you get into the right places and yes the fast food options are superior in the south.

    Northern US food won’t make you southern fat. I will tell you that. Source: have lived in the south and northern US





  • This timing.

    So I take my dog out to hit the bathroom before bed. I use a sliding door with another door to my back patio that goes into the kitchen.

    She runs out there in all her glory. Im in the kitchen cleaning up some stuff while I wait for her to finish up. The kitchen lights are on the whole time and have been for a while.

    I open that kitchen patio door to let her back in. She runs in quick, but then I get blasted with about 150 mosquitos and other tiny insects. Like a cloud of terror and desperation, begging to get to the kitchen lights.

    I’m shocked and almost put on my ass. My only weapon is Dawn spray, I have to kill at least 90% of these things to not get my blood sucked all night. Success.

    Now, a graveyard of shitty dead bugs all over my kitchen. I can already see them gathering again outside… waiting for the kitchen light.